Thought of the day-

[steve3200]

I'm the quiet neighbor with the BIG freezer!~~~!

 

[steve3200]

Some days its just not worth chewing though the restraints

 

[steve3200]

What makes 5 pounds of fat look attractive?

A Nipple

 

[steve3200]

I Love cats,but I can't eat a whole one!

 

[mplastered]

I Love cats,but I can't eat a whole one!

Switch to kittens.

 

[mplastered]

I'm the quiet neighbor with the BIG freezer!~~~!

I'm the freezer sellsman with no neighbors.

 

[steve3200]

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing

 

[steve3200]

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

 

[Youngblood]

Don't turn this rape into a murder.........

 

[steve3200]

Adult Beverage Menu-
Hillbilly Babymaker- Equal amounts of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life.

White Trash Margarita- Two parts Mountain Dew and One part Tequila.

Redneck Martini- Shot of Vodka followed by a shot of Pickle Juice. Enjoy

 

[steve3200]

I'm addicted to Man vs Food.....good god!

 

[steve3200]

Suicide- A permanent answer to a temporary problem !

 

[C-LO]

Keep this thing going, I have shared the rape-murder thing and have gotten alot of laughs!!

 

[steve3200]

Let us not forget....if this world didn't suck, we would all fall off !

 

[kingbill]

I Love cats,but I can't eat a whole one!

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[steve3200]

It is time for you and your team to pick a new leader. It may be formal or it may be totally impromptu but, one way or another, the guard is changing and you can use this to expand your influence.

 

[steve3200]

You can either take it on your side or doggy style...I DON"T LIKE LOOKING AT FACES!!!!

 

[steve3200]

Do not machine wash or tumble dry- means I will never wash this ever.

 

[steve3200]

Tying up your hands and feet now....Some call it bondage

 

[steve3200]

Quick decisions are unsafe decisions